March 2012
- me: am i fat?
- what would normal parents say: no honey you're beautiful just the way you are.
- what my parents say: yeah you need to stop eating so much, go on the diet.
during the KCAs
- Me: ew who is that
- Me: will why did you leave fresh prince you ruined my child hood
- Me: your dress is ugly
- Me: shut the fuck up no one cares about your speech
- Me: *someone wins an award* woo hoo.
- Me: why are you even here your like 50
- Me: Ok he's hot
- Me: ONE DIRECTION OMFG ILY MY BABIES IM SO PROUD OF YOU I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY OMG MY HEART IS THAT SOME LARRY?! OMG STOP BEING SO GAY I WILL MARRY YOU ONE DAY, ALL FIVE OF YOU -sobs-
- Me: ew who is that
- Me: this is boring
- Me: shut up will.